Polly - phonic ringtone

I've spent my first couple of nights in the house and discovered a couple of things.

• 'A drink' at a particular neighbour's involves not less than a few large glasses of red wine and numerous generous Irish whiskies. Everyone goes off to work the next day and I am the only one feeling worse for wear.
  
• Anything that looks easy is difficult. Anything that looks difficult is impossible.
  
• The parrot at the same neighbours can do faultless impressions. It's current repetoire includes 'silly parrot' and 'slappers'. But by far it's most impressive impersonation at this early stage is that of my home phone ringing. The sod.

Anyway I am sans broadband at the house currently so updates will be a bit sparse. I hope to post one soon after the exclusive housewarming event this weekend.